So it’s 2pm and you’ve got some time to kill. You need to study for an exam or do a little bit more research for your next meeting. Obviously, this means you’re going to take advantage of the free WiFi at Jacob’s Well, El Dorado’s #1 Coffee Shop. Once you arrive, however, you realize that you are in a little bit of a predicament. You had an early lunch, and the food at Jacob’s Well is smelling really good. Should you get a scone, danish, or cookie to nibble on while you work instead of coffee? This is tough.
You distract yourself by writing a poem:
“Roses are red, coffee is black,
Coffee coffee coffeshop,
Alright, that’s enough. You can’t take it anymore. Looks like you’re going to have to have both (‘Murica). Miraculously, as you get into your wallet to look for your credit card, the cashier informs you that Happy Hour at Jacob’s Well is from 2-3, and your coffee is 50% off. Providence.